Every college football fan has heard of the “Brent Musburger Drinking Game.” It’s been responsible for millions of hangovers for well over a decade now. In that vein, I’m directly ripping off the concept and applying it to CNBC’s Fast Money. (This is tailored to the afternoon show)
I hope you enjoy and please…drink responsibility.
Just Drink -If you hear this, take a swig, an example follows.
Home Game - (“For those of people playing our home game”)
Trade School (“That’s a trade school right there.” Or if graphic is shown)
3-Day Rule (“I think you want to observe the 3-day rule)
At The End of the Day (No example, it is 5:00 p.m. after all)
Look at You (“Look at you playing the game, knowing a song…etc” )
Quite Frankly (Quite frankly, I’m a little concerned”)
Technically (“Technically”…”On a Technical Basis”)-If Grasso is on the desk, have a full stomach.
Fan Participation - Drink and say the following
When Guy says “Just sayin'.” , you say, “I’m just drinking” and drink.
When Grasso gives the S&P cash level, you say, “Straight cash homey” and drink.
When BK refers to himself in the 3rd person, you refer to yourself in the 3rd person…and drink.
When Dan says, “Listen (Up) People”, you say, “I’m listening Dan” (in your best Frasier Crane voice)…and drink.
When Pete says, “Giddy Up”, you say “Pony power!”….and drink.
When Karen has a “fine print” segment, you say “Karen, you’re so fine you blow my mind.” and drink.
When someone says “Thanks Mel", you say “Thanks (name of trader) for the drink”
When Karen says, “Let me ask you a question/something”, you say, “I need a drink first” and/or “You can ask me anything Karen” and drink.
Finish Your Drink
If Guy says a stock will “get you done”….get done with your drink
If Guy refers to Tim as #Smooth, smoothly finish your drink.
When anyone goes to the “smart board”, smartly finish your drink before they sit back down.
When there’s a “take down”, take down the rest of your drink.
When someone is referred to using their nickname (Ambassador, Negotiator..Beakers etc.)
When a made up technical term is used including, but not limited to “the triangle of death” or “The vomiting camel”.
This is meant to be in good fun and is a work in progress. Don’t hesitate to send me any suggestions. Please no trading while playing the game.
I hope you enjoy and please…drink responsibility.
Just Drink -If you hear this, take a swig, an example follows.
Home Game - (“For those of people playing our home game”)
Trade School (“That’s a trade school right there.” Or if graphic is shown)
3-Day Rule (“I think you want to observe the 3-day rule)
At The End of the Day (No example, it is 5:00 p.m. after all)
Look at You (“Look at you playing the game, knowing a song…etc” )
Quite Frankly (Quite frankly, I’m a little concerned”)
Technically (“Technically”…”On a Technical Basis”)-If Grasso is on the desk, have a full stomach.
Fan Participation - Drink and say the following
When Guy says “Just sayin'.” , you say, “I’m just drinking” and drink.
When Grasso gives the S&P cash level, you say, “Straight cash homey” and drink.
When BK refers to himself in the 3rd person, you refer to yourself in the 3rd person…and drink.
When Dan says, “Listen (Up) People”, you say, “I’m listening Dan” (in your best Frasier Crane voice)…and drink.
When Pete says, “Giddy Up”, you say “Pony power!”….and drink.
When Karen has a “fine print” segment, you say “Karen, you’re so fine you blow my mind.” and drink.
When someone says “Thanks Mel", you say “Thanks (name of trader) for the drink”
When Karen says, “Let me ask you a question/something”, you say, “I need a drink first” and/or “You can ask me anything Karen” and drink.
Finish Your Drink
If Guy says a stock will “get you done”….get done with your drink
If Guy refers to Tim as #Smooth, smoothly finish your drink.
When anyone goes to the “smart board”, smartly finish your drink before they sit back down.
When there’s a “take down”, take down the rest of your drink.
When someone is referred to using their nickname (Ambassador, Negotiator..Beakers etc.)
When a made up technical term is used including, but not limited to “the triangle of death” or “The vomiting camel”.
This is meant to be in good fun and is a work in progress. Don’t hesitate to send me any suggestions. Please no trading while playing the game.