1. “Guys, check out how I screwed my subscribers on this trade.”
2. “I guess all that unusual activity in options for stock X didn’t mean anything.”
3. “My best ideas come from the world around me and stuff I do on a daily basis.”
4. “I guess the chart was wrong.”
5. “I know I’ve been wrong for 40% but I still like this stock for this reason.”
6. ‘I have no ideas for Twitter on how to improve their product.”
7. “My follows are basically people that confirm my own bias.”
8. “CNBC’s programming and guest lineup is really on point today.”
9. “I’m making a fortune trading weekly options.”
10. “Really I’m here to hold myself more accountable and not others.”